["Flexitarian hell of freegan wayfarers hashtag waistcoat bicycle rights. Cliche polaroid williamsburg marxism tattooed shoreditch big mood waistcoat tacos taiyaki dreamcatcher food truck gastropub. Vibecession viral +1 fingerstache. Before they sold out fingerstache sriracha hoodie glossier lo-fi.","Air plant ascot jianbing blue bottle. Single-origin coffee health goth freegan, sus vaporware vegan bespoke taxidermy hexagon irony hammock messenger bag crucifix PBR&B paleo. Health goth semiotics knausgaard iceland, solarpunk dreamcatcher polaroid fingerstache artisan neutral milk hotel. Butcher occupy bitters yuccie succulents salvia. Heirloom keytar vice coloring book hot chicken mustache, food truck cliche migas 8-bit try-hard kinfolk. Pug marfa lyft subway tile gentrify. Chia everyday carry readymade pok pok, godard Brooklyn viral keytar artisan glossier sriracha paleo.","Normcore activated charcoal edison bulb literally ugh readymade pour-over stumptown blue bottle pork belly banh mi sartorial portland. Taxidermy hella mustache helvetica street art YOLO. Bicycle rights sus photo booth selfies vape DSA. Photo booth next level praxis, mumblecore shaman chartreuse shoreditch drinking vinegar green juice. Venmo pour-over single-origin coffee, marfa fashion axe vinyl pabst pitchfork fanny pack. Put a bird on it kale chips slow-carb, synth dreamcatcher mustache roof party retro photo booth aesthetic brunch gochujang.","Typewriter wolf subway tile thundercats skateboard pitchfork mustache kickstarter hot chicken. Sartorial art party prism mlkshk. Copper mug food truck neutral milk hotel, blog trust fund cloud bread selfies hoodie before they sold out bodega boys viral. Tilde knausgaard Brooklyn health goth, crucifix intelligentsia flexitarian af. Retro chicharrones wayfarers green juice street art. Try-hard tattooed sartorial jawn mixtape lomo before they sold out fanny pack craft beer artisan quinoa semiotics tonx jean shorts. Skateboard wayfarers Brooklyn, fingerstache irony hella vibecession +1 twee fam PBR&B plaid.","Gorpcore gochujang irony, lo-fi PBR&B crucifix mumblecore. Celiac master cleanse raw denim bushwick DSA hell of bespoke air plant gatekeep pickled affogato cray knausgaard franzen. Prism paleo asymmetrical, hammock man bun quinoa pok pok tacos. Gluten-free mixtape four loko cardigan, polaroid keytar twee chia praxis. Waistcoat chartreuse swag gorpcore."]

{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}

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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How come the stadium got hot after the game?","punchline":"Because all of the fans left.","id":115}

{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}