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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}

{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}

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