{"type":"standard","title":"Parasite (Grant novel)","displaytitle":"Parasite (Grant novel)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17073283","titles":{"canonical":"Parasite_(Grant_novel)","normalized":"Parasite (Grant novel)","display":"Parasite (Grant novel)"},"pageid":40954644,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Parasite_%28Grant_novel%29.jpg","width":255,"height":393},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Parasite_%28Grant_novel%29.jpg","width":255,"height":393},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282907123","tid":"ef60de16-0c7e-11f0-bead-afa64b0bcbae","timestamp":"2025-03-29T09:19:37Z","description":"Book by Seanan McGuire","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_(Grant_novel)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_(Grant_novel)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_(Grant_novel)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Parasite_(Grant_novel)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_(Grant_novel)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Parasite_(Grant_novel)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_(Grant_novel)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Parasite_(Grant_novel)"}},"extract":"Parasite is a science fiction novel written by Mira Grant. It was released on October 29, 2013, by Orbit Books and is the first volume of the Parasitology trilogy. The other two books in the series are Symbiont and Chimera.","extract_html":"
Parasite is a science fiction novel written by Mira Grant. It was released on October 29, 2013, by Orbit Books and is the first volume of the Parasitology trilogy. The other two books in the series are Symbiont and Chimera.
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