{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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John Bartholomew was an English professional rugby league footballer who played in the 1900s, 1910s and 1920s. He played at representative level for Great Britain, and at club level for Morecambe, Huddersfield and Bradford Northern as a fullback, wing, centre or stand-off. Jack Bartholomew was the uncle of the comedian Eric Morecambe.
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